The Most Confusingest Things.

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January 6, 2022 by sandwichcontrol

About time travelling to choke your younger self out.

The theme for today is: Dominant.

Dominant

I don’t really have a dominant hand.

I mean I write with my left and punch with my right.

My right is also my bread for sopping up a plate hand.

And my left uses the chopsticks.

The left hand holds the cigarette and the right lights it.

It also helps that I’m bad at everything.

Equally bad with left and right hands.

And, if I managed to travel back in time, I’d use both hands to choke the life right out of my younger self.

I’d end that pity party before it had even made it off the drawing board.

My doctor: “Do you ever consider harming yourself?”

Me: “Only in the context of time travel.”

My doctor: (sighs) (Regrets deciding to practice medicine instead of becoming a fine art major. She always loved painting. Ponders time travel as a means to correct this decision.)

That would be a cool graphic novel or on going comic series.

Super depressed dude travels back in time to stop himself from being born.

Ends up being a serial killer as he has to climb further and further back in his genealogy until he finally manages to vanish himself.

There’d be some kinks to work out, but in the right hands they could make it pretty entertaining.

I bet Kyle Starks and Chris Schweizer could make it amazing.

I’ll email them the idea and see what they say.

Hey it’s Thursday.

Just what I needed.

This week to get even fugglier.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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