Hey Siri, Please Translate This Phrase Into Latin…


February 1, 2022 by sandwichcontrol

“Don’t tell me how to eat a dog dick.”

Today’s theme is: agriculture.


That’s me adjust one of the grow lights in the house.

I’m fairly certain it doesn’t do anything.


Yesterday was a very long day.

I ran out of coffee at around 11am and didn’t have time to remedy it.

Until it was too late in the day.

There was just too much day and not enough of any of the other stuff that would’ve made it less, um, intense?


It was just a lot and it made me very tired.

And I smelled bad from all the dogs and sweat and filth and the coddamn kids used all the coddamn hot water.

Today is going to be busy.

It’s a good thing I made more coffee last night.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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