That Sea Cow.


February 11, 2022 by sandwichcontrol

Has been around the yogurt block.

Today’s theme is: gutter.


That’s the janky-ass gutter I built.

I walked around shouting “GUTTER IS A TOOL!” while I was shooting that photo.

Yesterday was a nut punch in the fart box.

Workout wrecked my arms.

Food bank wrecked them again.

And then all of the sudden it was late afternoon and I was cutting out pictures of dead people instead of going to get the kids.

Then my chicken was too tough and dry.

Fucking breast meat is stupid.

Gimme those thighs any day.

But I am trying to eat less of the delicious, delicious fats.

So I’m going to have to figure that shit out.

I’m thinking slicing thinner and marinating will be the ticket.

Not that I’ll have time to try that this weekend.

It’s Girl Scout cookie weekend.

Which means I’m about to have a million cookies in my house.

And a million people in my house.

And then there’s birthday dinner and festivities to make happen.

I’m so tired of this weekend already.

Maybe I’ll sneak off and cut out more pictures of dead people.

And listen to the dance hits of the early 2000s.

(Don’t do this. It is a mistake.)

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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