The Weather Must Be Drunk.

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February 22, 2022 by sandwichcontrol

‘Cause I heard it wants to get nasty.

Today’s theme is: characteristic.

Characteristic

That’s me holding the PENN racquetball that I modified to differentiate it from a TENNIS ball.

Anyone who knows me will agree that this is in alignment with my character.

Also, that’s one of the racquetballs I throw at the children when they are being extra irritating.

It took them a long time to realize that they were then in possession of a ball for which to throw back.

I bet I could build a racquetball gun using a PVC pipe and a cordless belt sander.

Then I could equip the gun with a hopper that holds two gallons of balls.

That’ll stop those fuckers from having time to fight back.

And this is how I get grounded for breaking things in my house.

Yesterday was a Monday.

Today might be another one.

I’ve got a lot of driving to do.

Probably in the rain.

But I have to get it done today.

Because tomorrow it is supposed to get icy.

Yay!

That just means that people will act like better idiots than normal.

All right.

I’d better get some more coffee in me before I hit the road.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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