February 23, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
What do you mean porn isn’t real sex? You mean it’s like professional wrestling?!
Happy Duchess Day!
I remembered a holiday.
Today’s theme is: surprise.
I wait behind that door all the time.
Yesterday was a grumpy day.
I woke up grumpy.
I worked out grumpy.
I made breakfast grumpy.
I went to work grumpy.
You get the idea.
It really is a testament to… whatever it is… that I don’t flip shit on people all the time.
Maybe it’s just resignation to impending doom.
That’s probably it.
Yesterday was a long and frustrating day.
So, I’m grumpy.
33-50% of my household is sloughing off their uterine lining.
One person spent yesterday barfing.
And one person only notices the world around them when I unplug the cable modem.
We are a barrel of joy.
Maybe we should all lock ourselves in the house together for today due to winter weather.
Wish us luck.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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