March 15, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
Bring forth your carbohydrates!
Today’s theme is: absorption.
That sponge represents the fat cells that live around my torso.
Ready to soak up anything I throw at it.
Donuts, bacon chili cheeseburgers with onion rings, cookies, milkshakes, cake.
Feed me Seymour.
I’m like a friggin’ bear coming out of hibernation.
THe weather is above freezing.
Must eat food again.
Like I stopped for the winter.
And slept for four months.
Instead I am just sleepy and hungry and grumpy year round.
Also, fuck standing in a bunch of fast flowing water to try to catch a salmon in my mouth.
I can stand in the seafood section of the grocery store and catch a salmon with my fucking hand.
I’m a primate, bitch.
I plan on showing off my opposable thumbs as long as they stay attached and functioning.
Now it’s time to take my thumbs to work.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
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