April 20, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
(Whispers) “I’m in my space helmet.”
Today’s theme is: spread.
I figured you’d appreciate a photo a mayo instead of a photo of my asshole.
Yesterday was a long blur.
I started the mucking.
I stole some license plates.
I did not buy dog food.
I got put on the list to be assistant referee to a couple of futbol games this weekend.
I also arranged to shadow a mentor ref on Thursday.
He told me to bring my gear.
I feel like I’m going to be participating a lot more than a normal shadow does.
But I’m good with that.
Pretty soon it’s gonna me flying solo out there.
I should get used to tootin’ my whistle in front of a crowd.
If the temperature drops again Thursday like it did last night I’ll be wearing my long sleeves under my uniform shirt.
So if you wanna come out and watch me run around dressed like a doofus and blow a whistle at children send me a message and I’ll give you the game details.
Today I have more basketball goals to assemble.
If other shit doesn’t cock block me.
See ya’ tomorrow.
More soon. ~SC
Category Normal Life | Tags: