May 14, 2022 by sandwichcontrol
With your meat knuckles.
Made from hotdogs.
Today’s theme is: collection.
The first attempts at this photo were pretty humorous.
In my head I was like “I look super happy right now.”
And then I looked at the photo and I did not look supper happy.
I looked super grumpy and sleepy.
Apparently that’s my face when I think that I’m projecting happiness and contentment.
So I retook the photo really making my face look happy.
And there’s the result.
That is how comicbooks make me feel inside.
Even if it doesn’t shine all the way to the outside.
Yesterday was a normal Friday.
I tidied up the week’s messes.
And prepared for the weekend.
Then I mowed the backyard.
For four hours.
All that clearing the jungle stuff made the yard effing huge.
Today is a day of sports.
Aldis the Goldenboy has a futbol match.
HayHay has a volleyball tournament.
We finally have the MLS teams all picked out for the household.
And we all have matches today.
Here’s how the house teams break down:
Sporting Kansas City (me)
Real Salt Lake (Mr. Boobodie)
Austin FC (Debb the Blebb)
Philadelphia Union (Aldis the Goldenboy)
In case you need to shower us with team swag.
I’ve ordered everybody a team patch, but that’s it.
I’m not made of money.
If I were, doing the dishes would be a ridiculously messy affair.
Tomorrow is going to be a mystery.
I have no idea what’s on the agenda.
See ya’ on Monday.
More soon. ~SC
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