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Playaz Ball 2011, starring Sandwich Control as Chris Mannahan.
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Working on the website (still).
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“You didn’t really think this through. Did you?”
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Being supportive. Go Hogs!
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Somebody get this guy a Reese’s.
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Munchkin.
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Sorting receipts.
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I’m not getting sick. I’m not getting sick.
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Soy un Ninja sin nombre.
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Grillin’ in the snow.
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Walking home.
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Coolskin and Big Ben.
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Reading recipes.
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What’s wrong with this picture?
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Me and Al hiding from the cats.
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Checking my big fish.
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I’m a goddamned journalist.
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Preliminary packing.
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Gerald?! What have I told you about reading over people’s shoulders?
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Examining type.
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What is going on?
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Reading on the terrace.
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Sittin’ on the beach.
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Soaking up some rays.
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Surfing.
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Searching for buried treasure.
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My “beach chair”.
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Breath deep, the salt sea air and enjoy your hammock time.
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On the beach in my Chucks.
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The floor is so gross.
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Un-pie-ing my type.
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Peptidoglycan.
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All’s right in the world, again.
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Cramming for microbiology.
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Kingston is way into the Sorcerer’s Stone.
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And the mighty sound of my conch will echo through the valleys.
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Me and McGrew.
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The snow stings my face.
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Wait, where’s my bucket-o-nuggets?
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This is why I can’t get any work done at my desk.
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It came. And then I did.
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Installing fonts takes forever.
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Carving my linoleum.
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Baking. Lots and lots of baking.
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So much snow, so little shovel.
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Creepy hovering cow skull.
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Laundry Day!
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Sometimes, I like to sneak into your computer and leave photos like this as the background.
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Happy St. Valentine’s Day.
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That’s a big fahkin’ rabbit.
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Dinner at the Happy Rooster.
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At the Great Wall of China.
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At the Craft Show.
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With the gracious and lovely Amy Sedaris.
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Wake me when someone shows up.
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Whoever played “Don’t Stop Believin” first thing this morning, is a genius.
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Home again, at last.
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Paying bills is for the birds.
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All alone on the “sick raft”.
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Miss Li and Girls Can Tell.
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Brain Explode!
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Wondering what has gotten into Eazy.
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What’s this thing doing?
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Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
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Baby cats!
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Behold, the cuteness!
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Me and Nigel.
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Bachelor Day rocks.
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A man’s work is never done.
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Plate-o-quesadillas.
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CRAB LEGS OF DOOM!
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Yeah, I know the milkshake brought you here, but you boys get outta my yard.
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Working out the kinks in my taxes.
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Fanning the smoke alarm to try and shut it up.
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The basement of horrors.
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Decisions, decisions.
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Face scan. (Frozen in ice.)
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See no evil.
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Impromptu math tutoring.
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Drawing relieves stress.
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I fucking LOVE cheesy hot dog roll-ups!
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Finishing up Pancake Land’s new office door.
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Build-a-Mountain? Don’t mind if I do.
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Reading the phonebook.
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You have angered Mr. PaperBagHead.
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Blasto.
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Stupid fonts.
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Holliday Island: The Next Generation.
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Talking to Rev. Dark Wombat.
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The super cookie sandwich.
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Who’s a melty boy?
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My call will be answered in zero minutes?
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The Birthday Boy wants to eat his cake NOW!
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A royal cousin perhaps?
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Very Metal.
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Do you have a first edition Tom Waits chapbook? I don’t think so.
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Panhandle Slim and me.
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La Tigre Returns!
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Making dinner?
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Weird Al is so brilliant.
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Putting new tires on the trike.
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Working on my cookbook.
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Lens flare!
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Going through Harry Potter withdrawals.
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Working on the last fews recipes.
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The reading ban is lifted. Even if I am supposed to be writing an article.
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Apoptosis.
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Abraham LINKoln.
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Reading about new tympan.
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SC, vee seenk you have za crazy eye.
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Sloppy Joe Emergency!
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So sleepy.
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Unmentionables.
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Man, I love Portfolio Review Day.
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Bamboo!
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Sorting leading.
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These things are like reading trike instructions.
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The great rebuild.
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I fucking L-O-V-E deviled eggs!
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Walking in the rain.
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Trying to think of something to say.
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Making the dance floor in my imagination.
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Rearching book structures.
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Ah so, Grasshopper.
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Crawfish Boil 2011.
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May Day.
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White Rabbit Corps.
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Casin’ the joint.
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Baking cookies.
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Looks like a cheeseburger, tastes like a cupcake.
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Making sandwiches.
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Proof that I was at graduation.
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Doing my Tom Hanks dance.
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Call me Wolverine!
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Measuring for the drywall.
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Trying something with my new tripod.
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Quesadilla and Tremors.
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WonderBoard!
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I’m on your side.
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Me at 2:04am this morning.
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Working on the phone line.
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Snuggling with Eazy.
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Drinking from the water fountain.
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Motha Fuggin’ Forgeticus!
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Done with tile, back to bamboo.
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Babe?! Does this mean I have to take care of Jenny?
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Yeah, I’m Jammin’. Whatcha gonna do about it?
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“The term pouring doesn’t do it justice.”
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Waiting on the storm.
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This is the “Thinking About How Much Shit We Have” face.
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Do you guys party?
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Underneath the house is a dirty, dirty place.
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$5 Bag sale at the costume shop is a dangerous thing.
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Which way to the Glamma Witch?
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Vtt, vtt, vtt.
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Words cannot explain.
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Words still cannot explain.
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One-dimensional motion?!
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Washing my feet.
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Sealing up the gap around the chimney.
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Bachelor night ends with ice cream.
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And this is an easy one.
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Contemplating my life as an evil overlord.
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Today is bullshit.
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Stress eating.
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Physics Homework: It Beats Getting Head Lice.
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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Going to my happy place.
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Back in black (hat).
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Watchin’ wrasslin’.
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The secret to my success.
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Me and my friend Steenie.
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This turned out way weirder than I had intended.
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Excited about tomorrow’s post.
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Fun With Tape: Family Portrait.
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My big weiner.
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Happy Father’s Day.
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Calculating the mass of the Earth. (5.97×10^24kg)
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Must stop the singing.
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Danish Havarti.
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Look! I can make dresses, too.
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It’s just you and me, Gerald.
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Calzone!
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Once you pop…
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“Help me with my Physics homework” huh? Nice try, Babe.
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I called out the big guns for this one.
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My brain can’t take much more of this.
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Does it never end?
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This Is Me.
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Sometimes, having a hard week pays off.
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Mustache of the Future.
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And now for the secret ingredient.
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All Shall Love Me And Despair!
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Dinner time for Quingo.
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8 hours in. (Somewhere in Tennessee.)
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Catching up.
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So tired, so many emails.
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The Briefing.
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A little more subtle than I had intended.
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Let me in.
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This is a good omen.
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Red Roof Inn, again.
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At the Preacher’s Treehouse.
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Hulu Plus is amazing.
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Somebody needed a rock ballad.
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Stretch.
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Making pots.
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Good God, it’s humid.
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Vocalizing into the fan never gets old.
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Pft…motors.
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Trimming fish.
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Seriously?
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This is so friggin’ good.
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Much needed ice cream.
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The lady at Amazon has no idea I’m wearing this.
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It just won’t stop printing.
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A little late night porch snuggling.
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Office reorganization complete.
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The Speed Metal Kitchen.
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Metal Monday Glazathon.
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Chatting with Dark Wombat.
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Hey Dad, check out my butthole.
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My plan is flawless.
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Schlepping boxes.
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This is place is too intense.
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Representin’.
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Hey, I remember this sensation.
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It was right where she said it would be.
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The most Metal glaze mixing session ever.
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Ride the lighting.
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Ghetto Burritos!
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So…full…
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Speaking of nobody’s looking…
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Sghetti night.
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Oiling the Tin Man.
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Back for more.
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Plenty of fish in my sea.
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Turtle trimmin’.
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Mmm… creamy bar.
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Sound like anybody you know?
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Out of order!
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Going back to killin’.
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Blue.
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Cupcake?! Yes-s-s-s!
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Having fun with my new effects for Photo Booth.
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Puzzled.
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Cheesy hotdog roll-ups and No Reservations.
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Snake, what do you mean there were no survivors in the mess hall?
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You’re killin’ me, Smalls. Killin’ me.
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Where the Hell is my camera?
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What to eat? What to eat?
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Y’all best start appertaining.
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This photo cannot properly portray the misery.
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Bunny helmet.
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The Adventurers.
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I’m about to wreck this tub of French onion dip.
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So…sleepy.
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Cookies and peanut butter? Hrm…
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We’re going to need a bigger pot.
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Cutting pipe in preparation…
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Roof’s busted, Boss.
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Why do I continue to punish myself like this?
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The Two Wizards.
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Fixing the roof, Boss.
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Packing the van. (Yes, that’s a mattress.)
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I’m so afraid…
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This is going to be a long weekend.
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Oh, I’m doomed.
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Making notes.
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Fake smokin’.
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Where’d everybody go?
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Are you comfortable buddy?
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Making a block.
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Utilizing the Governor’s facilities.
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WordPress lessons with La Duchess.
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Tears of a Clown?
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Working on my tile.
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The new and improved reading lounge.
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Call for the nurse and bring me my nerve tonic.
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Gerald, I think it might be a little out of tune.
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Say cheese!
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Firewood.
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Riding home.
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Microphone check. One. Two. What is this? (It’s Sandwich Control with the burrito bizness.)
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Kangaroo.
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The aftermath.
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Oh Batman, please bring us a cheesesteak. Amen.
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Pricing pots.
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Pronto Pup.
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He can feel it coming in the air tonight.
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Jiffy Store foot.
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Home Sweet Home.
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It’s like “Dune” and “Under Siege” combined.
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Camper living is for the sophisticated gentleman.
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Working hard?
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Cookies and beef jerky for breakfast?!
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Hammock time.
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Hardly working.
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Sleepy boys.
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Fweinds.
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You want me to cross which wires?
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They say, a compluta can do my job better than I can damn do it.
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Boys Night 2011.
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The Penguin.
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Too hot to eat.
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Slab roller makeover day.
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Are you helping, buddy?
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Let the lubin’ commence.
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Writing backwards is fun.
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Fear Not, Handsome Kitten, Bat-Adam Has Returned!
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Pistachio Tuiles.
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Forgeticus.
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Who needs a cup of coffee? This guy does.
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What do think of my banner, Gerald?
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Nachos de los Muertos.
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Watcha doin’ mister?
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Wild hogs.
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The Groomsmen.
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I never thought I’d be here tonight, when I got up this morning.
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A simple self portrait.
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At the laundr-o-mat.
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Note to self.
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Warming my bones.
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Bones!
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When in robe…
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What do you mean, not recommended for the dishwasher?
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It’s about damned time.
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Working on the trial run of “Date Night”.
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Oh, print already.
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Stamping postcards.
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Happy Thursday to me!
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What to bake next, Eazy?
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They’rrrrrre baaaaaaacckkkk.
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Hot brown, anyone?
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Preparing for episode 2.
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Coffee anyone?
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Just as it is my destiny to one day become Shogun.
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Strategizing.
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Innernet.
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Tuba!
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Playing with Kingston.
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“Aggregate Audio Devices”.
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Bat-Adam! Has got! A! Video!
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I want to be your psychic friend so bad…
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…I could be singing Raining Blood in your office right now.
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Gearing up.
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Batman Be Praised!
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Oh, hello delicious apple and hot pepper jelly.
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Now, did I already take two of these or not?
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This pleases me.
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The new plan.
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This is very frustrating.
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Printed goodies.
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See? I told you it was simple.
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Doing my homework for Bat-mas.
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Making the magic.
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Snuggle time with Steenie.
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(Stock) Pot head.
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What goes in there?
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Prototurban.
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That brick is actually glowing at the tip, it’s so hot.
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Skypin’ with Dark Wombat.
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Looking at old photos.
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Bat-Adam is watching.
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Cleaning up my blocks.
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Montgomery Ward’s Adventures in Microwaving Cooking.
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Mean muggin’.
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Sleepy boy.
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New mousetraps?! Batmas came early.
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Grismas Round 3 (Parents and Kids).
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Grismas Round 3 (Now with more kids).
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Grismas Round 3 (True Form).
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Recording the Holi-Date Night.
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Oh, you know it’s on.
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Note to self.
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Feeding the cats.
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It’s not what it looks like.
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Yep. That about sums it up.
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Zorba the Greek.
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A) There are no cats in the picture?
B) PL is touching the Apple?
C) You don’t have your hat on?
Sweet Loverboy shirt.
Jess, I was just going to say that.
Thanks, but I can’t take credit for it. It’s Pancake Land’s.
JESUS CHRIST YOU GOT AMY SEDARIS.
Why are you staring at her shoes?
Uhhhh…is that an iphone? I expect you to get a mobile morse code translator.
THAT’S NO SANDWICH..
What is a COOBOOK? Clever I think.
Today. Probably the best self shot yet.
Holy shitballs! How did I just now see the fun with tape shot family portrait? You look like a Max Headroom version of yourself.
When did they have Sweetbread bronzed?
7/11 – It’s like ‘Where’s Wally”? (psst: I found you but had to wait till I could blow it up on my pc)
Were you talking to me??
(7/14/11)
You left one thing out of the diagram for your master plan. Me. I’m practically Peter at heavens gate up in this bitch.
I also forgot to include the part where LMC goes to the mall, I have to wait for you to get home, and PL swings by the house and sees the baby cat. The photo was taken well before the plan was put into action.
I could have said no ya know.
But, you’d already said yes when I made the diagram.
LIES!
08/20/2011 Where the HELL did you find a creamy bar in August?????
YES!!
How many photos do I have to look at of you sitting in your kitchen staring at stuff? Jeezuss do something.
BRILLIANT!!! Just BRILLIANT! 9/11
Oh good grief. Youre taking a fucking mattress to put in the tent? Dont be stretching out my flap.
Heh. You said flap.
Oh my freak….a picture on the toilet.
Clowns scare me (9/24)
Why? It should have been me.
dave said he is gonna photoshop my face out and put his in.
…i paid my dues.
Well. Today’s photo scared/scarred me. Thanks.
bat adam should be everyday
thats cute you and zach are having date night. good for you two. .
It’s funny to me when I notice that you’re wearing the same shirt three days in a row.
Whoa. Bat Adam is getting scarier.
STEENIE!