‘Normal Life’ Category

  1. Wait. Was That a Disturbance In the Force I Just Felt?

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    January 17, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Or was that the gas produced by those red beans working its way through my intestines? This pretty much sums …
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  2. When a Fish Gets Fished.

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    January 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Or… Putting the “O” Back In Caught. Yesterday turned out to be busier than I expected. And also warmer and …
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  3. Calculating the Snuggle Time.

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    January 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    Into you alarm/snooze schedule. I kicked the every loving fuck out of yesterday. I made a big list of shit …
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  4. Making Puns About Getting Married Behind Judge Parker’s Gallows…

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    January 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And my blind grandfather. He didn’t see either of them coming. Yesterday had me running every which way. I hung …
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  5. He’s Playing Q*bert?

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    January 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    As in the video game or as in his upcoming one-man show? The backyard was a frozen mud pit yesterday. …
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