‘Normal Life’ Category

  1. Working On Becoming the Most Disliked Person Around.

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    February 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And I can hardly wait. Because I’m gonna get paid for it. While At Your Service is getting on its …
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  2. Inheriting Body Parts.

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    February 19, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    From your ancestors. Not like dehydrated fingers in box. Like genetically. Although that would be kinda badass. If you’re grandparents …
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  3. When the Fatboy Levee Breaks.

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    February 18, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And you eat so much at the pizza buffet that you can’t breathe because your intestines are so full that …
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  4. I’m the Worst.

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    February 17, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    At resting. I woke up with my back still hurting yesterday. So I decided to just take a rest day. …
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  5. Itchin’ Bitch In the Kitchen.

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    February 16, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

    And putting the cherry mash in her mailbox. I started yesterday with my back hurting. Like as soon as I …
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