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Y’all ain’t ready.
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Being a grown up is awesome.
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Nerds.
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King of the jungle.
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Trust me Gerald, I’m a doctor.
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Alfredo, can you dice that onion for me? Thanks.
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Grismas Round 3 (Not Serious).
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Grismas Round 3 (Serious).
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Grismas Round 2 (Serious and Not Serious at the same time.)
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Grismas Round 1 (Not Serious).
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Grismas Round 1 (Serious).
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Bring on the presnents.
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Me, Chuck D, and the Spoontula.
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Natural Born Killers and a steak quesadilla.
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Come on Gerald. We’ve got work to do.
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Kitten Shanty City.
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Big Boots.
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If “Fallout 3” is a video game, then where’s the Triforce?
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Sitting on a bench.
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So…cold…
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Your new Lawn Jockey.
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Making mugs.
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Getting ready for bed.
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Playing Uno with Squeaker.
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My head looks tiny.
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Tuckered out.
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Reindeer grippy socks.
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Cleaning my boots for Willie.
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You wanna finish her off?
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What’s got two thumbs and is done with Trig homework? This guy.
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I’m doing Trig homework. I swear I am.
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Stupid Illegal Foreign Fishing Boat.
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Wrapping presnents.
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And at this!
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Look at this!
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Guess who almost forgot to take a Daily Photo.
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Kingston is helping me write today’s post.
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The Expendables.
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S.A.N.D. Thanksgiving 2010.
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No Reservations.
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Last one standing.
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I…think…this…jack…et…fits…me.
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Kitten Prison.
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Yawn!
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What is that? Is that a deer?
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Scary.
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Oh, Grismas Tree.
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Type Explosion!
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Yes, that’s a fetal pig.
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Trig homework.
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Hacked.
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Extra heavy mayonnaise.
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Ever.
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Best birthday card…
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What’s in the bag?
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Washing my dirty hands.
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Brainstorming.
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Box Turtle.
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They’ll never take me alive.
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The Puzzle Stow ‘N Go.
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Glazing mugs.
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My Real Doll just arrived!
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Damaged goods.
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I’m in a box.
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Scrubbin’.
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My baby, burritos, and Bones. Life is good.
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Waiting for the Don.
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It’s 4pm. Why is it so dark?
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What am I going to do with all of this leftover Halloween candy?
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Giant. Fuffy. Caterpillar.
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Hey, guess what! I beat Katamari!
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Printing on an 1895 iron handpress.
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The Swami.
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This is just ONE of my Trig problems. Only 25 more to go.
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Blast-o-Lantern.
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So gross.
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Nobody here, but us pumpkins.
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Cupcakes!
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Snaking the washer’s drain. (sounds dirtier than it is)
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Everyone’s so pensive. Well, almost everyone.
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Reading ’til Trig.
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When the ground is soft for digging…
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In the new Letterpress shop.
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C is for crapload of cookies. (And that’s good enough for me.)
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Pooh!
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I’m huge!
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Phallic, much?
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Straining “Tomatoe Red (Kaki).
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Mmm…avocado.
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Can you feel it? I can.
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It still makes me smile.
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Watering the dogs.
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Meth lab?! I thought you said Math lab.
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Coloring.
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Boneless.
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Working in the garage.
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Isn’t she precious?
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Better safe than sorry.
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Kitten of the Future!
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Acquiring inspiration.
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Senor Gato Blanco y Negro es muy guapo.
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I’m so sleepy.
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I keep Me under the sink.
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What’s up and I work out.
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I’ve been doing Trig homework for two hours.
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Transferring type.
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I eat rainbows like you for dinner.
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Looking at the mountain of stuff yet to be organized.
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Where’s Waldo?
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Pretending to be “hip”.
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Take daily photo. Check.
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Must. Eat. Kitten.
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And Jenny looks on in horror.
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Work on my article or watch Bones? Decisions, decisions.
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Working in my laboratory.
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Jesus! Long time, no see!
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Safety first.
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Reading in the Art building.
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Starting the painting-my-office process.
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What you can’t see is that I’m pantless.
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Stupid triangles, awesome mustache.
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I made a few cookies.
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Dang.
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Office!
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The case of the disappearing grilled cheese sandwich.
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Preparing the medicine.
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Reminiscing about hot dogs.
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Compiling a grocery list.
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I found a sole mate.
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Cooking cinnamon rolls over a open fire.
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Why is it so meaty?
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Fishin’.
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Damned acorns.
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I love my job.
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I rode hard.
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The tools of the trade.
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Mr. Bones sees all.
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Spicy Orange Chicken and Trig homework.
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Just us scared-y cats.
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MY BED!
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Breaking down the booth.
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At Pazo.
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Glimpses.
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Working on my article for next week.
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On a train.
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In front of Julia’s Kitchen!
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With Creepy McCabbageseller.
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With the Washington Monument.
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Trying to finish “Down and Out”.
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Stache-Tastic.
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My reward for not breaking anyone’s tibia today.
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This is the leg breakin’-ist pile of leaves ever.
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Working on my time sheet.
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Watching Bones and the burrito jones.
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Getting our hair did.
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Frying taco shells.
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Do you have fancy European dried meat products? I don’t think so.
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Note to self.
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Where my grantses is at?
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Cutting out my paper Ogami Itto (Lone Wolf).
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Creamy Bars!
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Team Trashbag VS. the Thunderstorm.
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Such a handsome little baby.
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I make swing!
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Winner of the Essay Contest.
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Trying to sort through the receipts.
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Trying to rest before I have to drive.
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Great White Buffalo.
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Who can resist a phone booth?
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I’m about to jump out of that sky.
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That is one fucking huge vertebrae.
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In za choppa.
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I’m on a horse.
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Taking in the sites.
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Golf cart adventure.
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Lounging in the back of Ava. (somewhere in N.M.)
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SC, WC, & PL beginning our journey.
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Preparing for the journey.
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The “Hard Way”, huh?
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Dirty Santa?
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Covered with kittens.
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Icing because I’m happy. Icing because I’m free.
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Exhausted.
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Welding the fence.
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Red Dead widower.
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Her expression says it all.
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Yarr!
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Reflecting on my new office.
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This is Major Tom, to Sandwich Control.
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Red! Bean! Bun!
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I’m like a real chef now.
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Amy Sedaris: I like you, too.
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Fur hat. Recipe journal.
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Do you have chocolate cake? I don’t think so.
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Saying goodbye to my old friend.
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It looks like Avalanche weather.
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Worst hammock time ever.
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Little kid’s Cobra Commander mask (Arctic).
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Little kid’s straw hat.
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Eazy is helping me build my desk.
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The world’s tiniest instruction manual.
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Mr. Outlet’s got a sad face.
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Working on the menu.
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On the skull bench.
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Playing horseshoes.
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If only I was hungry.
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Peanuts! And kittens!
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2 kilos. of pure, uncut, Arabica.
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Come on, ride the bubble train.
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Making pinch pots.
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Oklahoma! You know, where the wind does that sweeping thing.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.
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Labeling my jars.
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Man, I love having a sandwich station.
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Rain. Glorious, rain.
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I made this bamboo floor for you.
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His name is Eazy for a reason.
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Washing dishes.
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I have no idea what is going on over there.
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I don’t like the look of “Rabbitland Rescue”.
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Melon love.
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I made this for you.
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Fixing my busted rear end.
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I’m watching. You.
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Lobster Boy is gonna getchoo!
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Resting the bamboo.
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Trying to cut the tag off of my new shirt.
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Working on rebuilding one last gallery for the day.
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Doing a little trike maintenance.
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Chacos + Ice Cream = Good day.
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Under the most hobo rich umbrella ever.
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Does finding a red potion count as chemistry research?
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Rerolling the bubble wrap, yet again.
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With P.L. and Frank.
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My chicken pot pie.
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S.C. be rockin’ it. (Yes, we be rockin’ it.)
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Science!
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Sandwich the Grouch.
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Trying to figure out my clicker.
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Score!
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Stealing moss for Pancake Land.
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I don’t know who thought this was a good idea.
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Double glasses attack.
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Setting up Sandwich Station Alpha Uno.
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The King of Pop(lar).
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Ready for the flood.
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Waiting while P.L. has a traumatic dentist experience.
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Painting Le Duke’s kitchen.
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Getting ready for bed.
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Still working on my website.
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Working on rebuilding my site.
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Rude Boys 2010.
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Working on Le Duke’s dryer.
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Grinding the fence, Boss.
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Wishing this was a real cookie.
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Ride hard.
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Decisions, decisions.
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Mmm…cupcake.
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Cleaning off my measuring tape.
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It smells terrible, but I can’t stop sniffing.
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Living Treasure!
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Watching the storm roll in.
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Welcome to the jungle.
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Mmm… crawfish.
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Taking photos down by the river.
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We can’t stop here. This is croc country.
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I think we can both be “Hear No Evil”.
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Gerald, why in God’s name are you naked?!
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The sleeping Bat-Adam (Arctic Version).
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Sitting on my stoop.
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Pretending to be the sleeping Pancake Land.
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Mustache!
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Ah, man! I blew out my sandal.
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Painting pedestals.
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My babies, my babies.
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Preparing the garage.
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Playing with the new camera.
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Looking at the dogs that are standing in the rain.
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The gnats get on my face at the most inopportune times.
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Oh, not again!
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Hey! What are you doing under there?
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Watering my subterranean onions.
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Playing with my “new” titler.
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Making pancakes.
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Learning to brunoise a bell pepper at Cara’s.
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Sealing the seam.
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Sittin’ on Mama’s front porch.
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A photo shoot with Ojeda the Curve.
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Reading about cutting.
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Father Guido Sarducci?
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Ima getchoo kitten!
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Working on my garden.
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Learning about risotto.
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Inside the kitten shanty town.
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Stud.
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Premium.
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Rocking it to Foreigner.
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Working on a mailing list.
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Making buttons.
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Toasting walnuts at Cara’s.
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With Betty.
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I come from the future.
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Shucking mussels.
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Sittin’ with kittens.
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The Birthday Boy demands cake!
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Cheyenne now owns me.
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Pocket pussy.
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With Arthur.
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We be jambin’.
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Mmm…brownie bites.
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Shh…I’m hiding.
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Working a crossword.
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Shreddin’.
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Call me Marv.
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Seasoning my cast iron skillet.
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Wait, that’s not a cookie.
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Getting ready for bed.
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Lying amongst the daffodils.
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Ima grown up.
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Cornbread waffles.
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Sipping coffee in a tiny wingback chair.
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Laying stones.
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The most unpatriotic patriot ever.
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About to burn the Hell out of my mouth on delicious crawfish chowder.
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Look at all of this potential.
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A taste of my own medicine.
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Drawing smells funny.
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Wondering why they are all staring at their phones.
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L’Etranger.
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Ikea is a dangerous place.
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It’s not what it looks like.
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So, I heard y’all wanna float.
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Behold the awesome power of Lord Chester Buttingworth the Third!
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Little Charlotte is watching you pee.
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It’s pizza time.
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Explaining to Pancake Land how she got small.
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Oh, deer.
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If it’s not one thing, it’s another.
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I got toys.
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Which is real and which is illusion?
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Just standing.
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Wait, who’s driving?
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Working on this week’s article.
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Preparing my eggwash.
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No Gerald, the galleries do not know you are here.
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Looking at me looking at me.
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Your snow fort has got nothin’ on my trash fort.
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This one is much less ghetto.
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My recycle can is ghetto.
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In the dog house already.
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I baked you this cake.
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Sorting clothes.
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It got me!
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Organizing my desk in the new house.
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On hold.
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For Pancake Land.
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In my quickly emptying office.
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Pretending to play the piano in the new house.
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Crawl spaces are scary.
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What to do next?
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Touching up the cabinet doors.
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Untying my shoe.
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I thought I ordered the big mailbox.
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Yeah, well I hope you die.
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Coffee and sweater.
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Clipping my fingernails.
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Looking for a lost shovel.
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Kicking snow off of my boots.
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Walking Nami in the snow.
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Checking out the new washing machine.
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Sandwich Control has a posse.
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I’ve got hoes in different area, um, code.
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Intestinal lubricant?!
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Wondering what to do next.
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Removing hardware from the many cabinet doors.
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Locking down Holliday Island Version 2.0.
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Debt free!
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Working on my new butcher’s block.
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Providing the latest in men’s hairstyles.
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Duplex sandwich creme cookies.
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Feed a fever. Feed a cold ice cream.
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The Critic (incognito).
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Ri-co-la.
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Caught stealing a hot tamale.
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Cold and rainy.
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Doing “research”.
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Gerald! What have I told about bringing strippers into the house?
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Writing a letter to Operation B.
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If only you could see what I’m smiling at.
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Photobooth is fun.
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Sweet Baby Jesus it’s cold.
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High definition just means more cables to hook up.
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Checking the mail.
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Cutting clay for glaze samples.
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I’m so sleepy that words you are saying do not make sense.
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Reading by the fire (not pictured).
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Doing a Vulcan mind meld on Word to Me.
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Do you feel like I do?
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