Sevenworm tells the tale of towers.
0November 21, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Clear water is f***ing cosmopolitan, having a trained assassin stay overnight, letting heartbreaking lies roll over us like a summer …
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That stolen figurine slips on a banana peel.
0November 20, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
A fly shoots pineapples with a machinegun. Happy Absurdity Day! I bet you can’t even tell which one is me …
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There’s No T In Coffee.
0November 19, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
But there’s a T in forgetful. And there’s no telling what room I left my tea in now. I never …
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And I Wouldn’t Have To Go To Work.
0November 18, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Because I’d be sweatpants. I guess my parents just fucked that right up. Thanks a lot. Happy Vichyssoise Day! It’s …
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A Greasy Bracelet.
0November 17, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
A bit of advice, add a little ketchup to slip it over your hand. Happy Homemade Bread Day! That gorgeous …
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