Getting a Cacti.

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May 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Right in the cat eye. That’ll show ’em. Teach ’em what happens when they shit in houseplants. The little fuckers. …
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Eating Dirt.

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May 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

And making sure no one licks my balls. Yesterday was a lot less insane. It was practically calm compared to …
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Getting a Punch In the Gnomes.

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May 22, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

For your birthday. Holy shit. Yesterday was wild. Even for a Thursday. I was hustling all damn day. I had …
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Letting the Waves Crash.

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May 21, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Over their incredibly irritating mouth noises. In surround sound. I don’t think I’ve fully stressed how many lives have recently …
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I’m Really Going To Need Y’all To Shut Up.

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May 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

And let me read. I finally got some time to sit down and read. Last night. This whole having work …
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