Getting a Cacti.
0May 25, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Right in the cat eye. That’ll show ’em. Teach ’em what happens when they shit in houseplants. The little fuckers. …
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Eating Dirt.
0May 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And making sure no one licks my balls. Yesterday was a lot less insane. It was practically calm compared to …
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Getting a Punch In the Gnomes.
0May 22, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
For your birthday. Holy shit. Yesterday was wild. Even for a Thursday. I was hustling all damn day. I had …
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Letting the Waves Crash.
0May 21, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Over their incredibly irritating mouth noises. In surround sound. I don’t think I’ve fully stressed how many lives have recently …
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I’m Really Going To Need Y’all To Shut Up.
0May 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
And let me read. I finally got some time to sit down and read. Last night. This whole having work …
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