All of This Could’ve Been Easily Avoided.
1April 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
If they’d’ve just raked more often. Happy Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day! Holy fuckballs. Yesterday kicked my ass. A …
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Whatever I Find Under My Toenails.
0April 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Is none-a-ya coddamn business. Happy Take a Wild Guess Day! Yesterday was as productive as Saturday was relaxed. I did …
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Reminiscing.
0April 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
About a scene from a movie. That perfectly aligned with a fantasy you once had. Happy Gardening Day! Yesterday was …
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“I Hope You Don’t Get Eaten By Any Monsters.”
0April 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
“Don’t worry. I’ll protect myself with my fists.” Happy Scrabble Day! So remind me not to say things like “I …
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Turning Good Ideas.
0April 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Into bad ideas. Since 1981. Happy Grilled Cheese Day! So, I don’t know if you know this about me, but …
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