Going Full Lifetime Husband.
0October 15, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
On that motherfucker for eating my chicken tenders. So GooGoo snuck into the kitchen and ate a whole baking sheet …
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You’ll Know It.
0October 14, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
When it looks like a cheeseburger. Yesterday was nuts. I drove all over the fucking place. Running all the errands. …
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Wetting Your Noodle.
0October 13, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Beats whetting the bed. Nein times outta tin. I still haven’t recovered from last week. I’m wrecked. So wrecked, in …
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Being Hungover.
0October 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
From everything. Last week was brutal. And the weekend didn’t off much relief. We were swamped all fucking weekend. And …
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A Day of Rest.
0October 10, 2020 by sandwichcontrol
Is not going to happen any time soon. You can just forget about it for now. Yesterday was another long, …
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