All of This Could’ve Been Easily Avoided.

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April 16, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

If they’d’ve just raked more often. Happy Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day! Holy fuckballs. Yesterday kicked my ass. A …
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Whatever I Find Under My Toenails.

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April 15, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

Is none-a-ya coddamn business. Happy Take a Wild Guess Day! Yesterday was as productive as Saturday was relaxed. I did …
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Reminiscing.

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April 14, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

About a scene from a movie. That perfectly aligned with a fantasy you once had. Happy Gardening Day! Yesterday was …
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“I Hope You Don’t Get Eaten By Any Monsters.”

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April 13, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

“Don’t worry. I’ll protect myself with my fists.” Happy Scrabble Day! So remind me not to say things like “I …
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Turning Good Ideas.

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April 12, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

Into bad ideas. Since 1981. Happy Grilled Cheese Day! So, I don’t know if you know this about me, but …
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