Circumnavigating the Circumcision Conversation.

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January 12, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Creatively, concisely, and questionably coherently. All those basketball games were exhausting yesterday. I mean, being around all those people just …
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Torrential Shit Opossum’s Existential Crisis.

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January 11, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Stemming from too many Pixie Sticks and a gender biased Clorox commercial. Yesterday kicked my ass. My watch doesn’t recognize …
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Remember That Time Ed Brubaker Punched You In the Face?

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January 10, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Oh, wait. That hasn’t happened yet in this timeline. Nevermind. Forget I mentioned it. Yesterday was doozy. I hustled all …
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Muting the Dialogue At the Wrong Time.

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January 9, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

So that the swear words are isolated and the normal words are quiet. This is what happens when I try …
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Hey Mr. Tally Man.

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January 8, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

Tally me bananas. Daylight come mon, me wan go back to sleep. I love when the kids have to go …
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