Glue That Crack, Debby.
0December 4, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Please just stop. Please. Happy Sock Day! That right there sums up my whole life. Yesterday was a busy one. …
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Down the Rabbit Hole.
0December 3, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Of pillows with animal names. Happy Giving Tuesday! This is one of my favorite holidays. People keep just walking up …
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Will You Hold My Taco…
0December 2, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
While I take off my peg leg? That pretty much sums up my thanksgiving trip in one sentence. We made …
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Why Is My Nose Red Like Kris Kringle?
0November 23, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
Because you’re drunk like W.C. Fields. I’m outta here. For a while. And that being the case, I’d like to …
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You Are the One That Should Be Aware.
0November 22, 2019 by sandwichcontrol
You can just stay right out of my sun sensitivity business. Happy Lippincottonia Day! I was going to buy a …
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