They’ve Got Extra Fatal Lady Shimmer Of No Maximum Strength.


February 25, 2012 by sandwichcontrol

For those of you who are not the 6 devoted followers of Furious Jessy’s website, allow me a bit of a repost. If you are one of the six, laugh again. You are not ready for Bad Lip Reading:

My brain hurts, I laughed so hard.

Oh, okay. Moving on. So, there’s some evil spirits in my house I think. Maybe just gremlins. Whatever it is, I’ve had 5, count them 5, appliance failures since the beginning of the year. The microwave is filled with evil. This in not how it is supposed to be. It is supposed to be filled with sausage patties and quesadillas. So, I’ll be shopping for a new one today.

Speaking of giant failing disappointments, my shoelace broke yesterday. Right in the middle of my boot. The Hell? I just replaced those laces. So, in addition to a new microwave, I’m going to try to pick up a new pair of shoes. I’m sure they’ll come in handy with all of the walking I’m about to do in Japan.

After work yesterday, I came home, took a shower, and waited for the Furious Micks to get home. I needed to pick up a couple of catalogs from them. School furniture catalogs (porn for teachers). Then Teacher Sis came by and snagged me and we headed to her house to catch up on the measly one episode of Bones that has aired since the beginning of December. It is the last one until April, too. Jeez, guys. Get your shit together.

After that, I stole Prop Ninja’s car and headed home to eat ice cream sandwiches and play solitaire.

What else exciting is happening today? No idea. I think we might try to record that new podcast tonight. The drunk one with Teacher Sis and Coach Dolphin. We’ll see. Um, yeah.

Well, I’ma get to planning my day. More soon. ~SC


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