https://sandwichcontrol.com/2013/08/youre-like-the-k-mart-of-parking-lot-blow-jobs/ CONTROLLING YOUR TOMORROWS Fri, 30 Aug 2013 03:48:55 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 https://sandwichcontrol.com/2013/08/youre-like-the-k-mart-of-parking-lot-blow-jobs/comment-page-1/#comment-97469 Fri, 30 Aug 2013 03:48:55 +0000 http://sandwichcontrol.com/?p=14392#comment-97469 Happy Birthday Dave! More candles, more wishes will come true 😉

]]> https://sandwichcontrol.com/2013/08/youre-like-the-k-mart-of-parking-lot-blow-jobs/comment-page-1/#comment-97444 Thu, 29 Aug 2013 14:42:38 +0000 http://sandwichcontrol.com/?p=14392#comment-97444 Oh! I remembered what it means! I’m a dagon quadgenerian. Feels good man.

]]> https://sandwichcontrol.com/2013/08/youre-like-the-k-mart-of-parking-lot-blow-jobs/comment-page-1/#comment-97442 Thu, 29 Aug 2013 14:32:36 +0000 http://sandwichcontrol.com/?p=14392#comment-97442 Also, back in my day they used to call that DnD stuff “Dungeons and Devil Worship” or “just plain faggy”. It was for queer nerds and zorks that longed for the death of their parents. The only way to play DnD was by dressing up like scuba men/vikings, and fighting gators and rats in the sewers of “Winter Haven”.

]]> https://sandwichcontrol.com/2013/08/youre-like-the-k-mart-of-parking-lot-blow-jobs/comment-page-1/#comment-97439 Thu, 29 Aug 2013 12:38:09 +0000 http://sandwichcontrol.com/?p=14392#comment-97439 I’m older than hip hop. That means something, but I can’t remember what.

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