A Lesson In Anatomy And Physiology.


September 23, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

Your body was not meant to do certain things.

I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Rosco the Furious Mick. Be sure to wish him one as well.

Here is your A&P lesson, as promised in the title.

Don’t spend your Saturday, or anything other week day for that matter, eating. It will wreck your shit. I spent my Sunday in a constant state of nauseated. I kept trying to pretend that I was a normal human being and tried to eat on a normal schedule, but in much smaller than normal portions. I failed.

Lesson learned. I might just eat celery today. Until my body decides that it has finally digested and passed all of the stupidly heavy food that I ate on Saturday. Perhaps a run is in order.

(insert sound of a dry heave here)

Or maybe not.

It is Monday. Batman only knows what disastrous and stressful bullshit the weekend produced that I will now get to spend my week dealing with. Last week was a doozy. I can only hope this week is a little more manageable. But I doubt it.

To counteract the inevitable hurricane of stupidity that is bound to blow my way, I will apply the Jackson hypothesis to it.

When drama happens, fill yourself with that funky fever and you’ll find yourself in a super trance. Rainbow Stare engage.


I hope all of you have a wonderful week of not overeating. More soon. ~SC


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