That’s Not Misdirection.

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February 23, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

That’s just lying because you forgot. Did yesterday even happen? It’s all a blur. I think I printed our wedding …
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How Dare You Laugh At That Joke!

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February 22, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

We take our comedy very seriously. Yesterday was supposed to be spent in my studio, with my headphones on, and …
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Ramoni Stromboli.

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February 21, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

And the Licorice Icaruses. Yesterday was full throttle to full stop on repeat all day. It took it right outta …
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Working On Becoming the Most Disliked Person Around.

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February 20, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

And I can hardly wait. Because I’m gonna get paid for it. While At Your Service is getting on its …
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Inheriting Body Parts.

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February 19, 2020 by sandwichcontrol

From your ancestors. Not like dehydrated fingers in box. Like genetically. Although that would be kinda badass. If you’re grandparents …
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