Bucket List


Here is my to do list before I die. In no particular order. Tasks in red have been accomplished.

Go skydiving. August 1, 2010

Meet Martha Stewart.

Put flowers on Irma Rombauer’s grave. September 7, 2016

Eat ramen in Japan. March 28, 2012

Learn to bake baguettes from scratch.

Photograph myself on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Get one undisturbed night’s sleep.

Meet Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Grow my own herbs and spices.

Graduate from college. May 11, 2013

Eat risotto in Italy.

Photograph the Ghost Island, Hashima.

See the Great Wall.

Go fishing. With dynamite.

See Julia Child’s Kitchen, on display in D.C. at the National Museum of American History. August 21, 2010.

Eat the “Chef’s Tasting Menu” at the French Laundry.

Go to the track and bet on the under dog (or dark horse). February 4, 2012

Travel all the way to Seattle for a cup of coffee. August 31, 2016

Ride in a submarine.

Experience an earthquake. April 1, 2012

Buy used panties out of a vending machine. April 2, 2012

Go on a date with Hannah Simone.

Visit the Redwoods. April 23, 2016

Fire a machine gun.

Go deep sea fishing. June 29-30, 2019

Un-boil an egg.

Visit the Hayden Planetarium. October 15, 2016

See either the Northern or Southern lights.

See an English football game. (Preferably WBA play at the Hawthornes.)

Eat a Bald Eagle’s egg.

Smoke Opium.

Learn to weld.

See the Grand Canyon. August 24, 2016

See Mt. Rushmore. September 4, 2016

See the St. Louis Arch. September 7, 2016

Visit the Claes Oldenberg Shuttlecocks at the Nelson-Atkins Museum. September 6, 2016

Go to Chinatown and buy a whole duck.


  1. Prop Ninja says:

    You forgot “Let your neice job shadow you….. and eat ramen with you in Japan.”

  2. I think that both of those things can be arranged.

  3. Dave says:

    Too bad for you round eye Ninja! Sandwiches eat alone.
    Also, didn’t you graduate?

  4. John says:

    this bucket list makes you sound so homo, just sayin

  5. That’s a pretty good bucket list.

  6. Dave says:

    Is it kinda sad that I don’t have a bucket list?

  7. Siri says:

    I’ve done 7 of those 🙂

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