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December 28, 2019 by sandwichcontrol

And his adventures in the paint buckets.

Happy Card Playing Day!

December 28 – Card Playing Day

What is the point of having to people with people that came in from out of town for the holidays if I can’t make people people with me in a photo?

Sweetbread is in town right now.

Obviously.

We got to have a little catch up time over coffee in between my clients yesterday.

It was good to see him.

I had planned on working in the backyard, but that plan got sidetracked.

It’s supposed to rain all day today.

If it doesn’t I’ll be in the yard.

If it does I’ll be in the studio working on wedding invitations. For mine and Jitterbug’s wedding.

In case you’re wondering if I’m going to invite you, the answer is no.

I have too many people that need inviting. So rather than hurting some people’s feeling by not inviting them in lew of inviting others, I’m just going to hurt all of your feelings and invite no one.

Except for Teacher Sis.

Because she’s my best man.

Err…wo-man.

Err… person.

Whatever. You get it.

But the rest of you can just have a pity party together.

Because I’m not inviting you.

I will however be printing a shit ton of invitations for anybody who wants to pay me $1000 for one. They will be one-of-a-kind prints that I’ll be making that also just happened to have the information for my wedding on them.

So it’s not just an investment in a possibly priceless piece of “art”, but it’s also an investment in our future.

Comicbook collection.

Our future comicbook collection.

For your ticket, I mean invitation, to this wedding of a lifetime, contact me directly. No need to talk to Jitterbug about this at all.

She has so much on her plate already.

No need to bother her with trivial things like this.

I’ll be handling these sales myself and building the comicbook collection for us both to enjoy.

Oh, I think the phone is already ringing with people eager to preorder theirs.

You’d better hurry.

Gets yours today.

While supplies last!

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC


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