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I'm All Hopped Up on Tranquilizers And I Want You To Shut Your Mouth.
0January 16, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
Last night I could not go to sleep. I just tossed and turned in and out of consciousness. I felt …
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What In God's Name Is That Smell?
0January 15, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
The answer to that question is: The flatus coming out of Stooby’s anus. I have finally come up with a …
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That's The Sound Of The Men Working On The Dopplegang.
2January 14, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
Why is my nose running? This flip-flopping weather had better make up its mind before I get sick or there …
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Cut Down In A Sanguinary Ambuscade.
3January 13, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
I was interested to learn that the word sanguine means cheerfully optimistic, but sanguinary means involving or causing much bloodshed. …
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I'll Stomp A Mud Hole In Your Ass, Poop Butt.
0January 12, 2010 by sandwichcontrol
Sometimes you just need to hear people say things like that. I came home last night to find Pancake Land …
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