Hello friends and neighbors, this is your humble Sandwich Control reporting live from the City of… What the Hell is Baltimore the city of?…um… Fish!

We made it safely. We got in yesterday around three and set up camp in the hotel room and then trekked off to find grub. Turns out that our hotel is ridiculously close to the Convention Center. We ended up eating at this little Microbrewery just around the corner. On the other side of our hotel is some sort of event center that has shows like “Disney On Ice” and “Elmo Presents…”. They do have shows for grownups as well. I say shows because I don’t consider the Lingerie Football League a serious enough sport group to call it a game. Turns out, as always with my travels, I will miss a stellar concert. Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax are playing here in October. Sucks.

We are up bright and early this morning to make our way via train to the D.C. area. Le Duke is having breakfast with one of the Princes of Lippincottonia and I am off to visit Julia’s kitchen at the National Museum of American History. Then we regroup for lunch and more museums until our train leaves. Tonight, dinner with Wild Goose Johnny. Tomorrow, set up the show at the convention center. Right, got to get ready to go. More soon. ~SC