A Strange Burning Sensation? Explained!

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April 20, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

Last night, if you happened to experience a weird burning in the back of your head, or perhaps an unexplained sense of panic, don’t worry too much about it. It was just Skynet becoming self-aware. Apparently, yesterday was the revised date of the robots self-actualizing. So, if your car starts acting funny, you’d best pop a cap in its ass before it pops one in yours. You can’t be too careful these days. Is your computer acting sluggish, perhaps giving you the blue screen of death? You’d best grab your strap and go ratta-tat-tat. Better safe than sorry. I’m sure your boss will understand that you had to exterminate the copy machine for the sake of the human race.

Anyways, yesterday was pretty laid back. I went to Microbiology where got my most recent test score back. It was terrible. I only got 102%. BOOYAH! I might actually pull an A in this class. Not bad for a guy who has missed one-fifth of the lectures. After that, I triked all over the campus, mainly between the Letterpress shop and the portfolio review. There were free cupcakes. Nuff said.

After work, I headed home in time to tutor. We rocked some factoring of polynomials. Such as:

3xy-6y+5x-10= (3y+5)(x-2)

Anyways, my pupil has a test this coming Thursday, so if you would all send him some good Math vibes, thus insuring that he does well and I get to keep my job. Speaking of sending some good vibes, Zaxxon is waiting on a call from a potential employer. If you would send him good job vibes as well, I would really appreciate it. Thank you.

Today, I am almost definitely laying bamboo flooring. I know I said I was on Monday, and I would have been had wrenches not been thrown into gears. So, today I am. Err…right. Well, that’s all I’ve got for you. But, I can’t leave you on that note. Not today. So, I’ll leave you on this one:

Right. More soon. ~SC


1 comment »

  1. Dave says:

    That was the number three vote. I wonder what the top two were.

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