This Is Precisely Why I Don’t Go To The Gym.

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May 17, 2011 by sandwichcontrol

Yesterday was a good day for me. I know, I know. You are wondering how a Monday could possibly be a good day, but I’m telling you, for some strange reason (full moon) it was. Don’t get me wrong here, it had it bumpy moments, but overall it was a good one. I got a bunch of stuff accomplished at work, for example. I got Fraulein Gipson’s newest sculpture repaired. A word to the wise to anybody thinking about making big sculptures, don’t use paper clay. It is total shit and will crack like crazy. Operation B and I got the WonderBoard laid down in the upstairs bathroom of the new palace. I dealt with a gallery over invoicing. I shipped out a replacement for a damage pot. Then I cut out of that job early to come home and tutor Algebra.

When I got home, I had gifts waiting for me. Granted I ordered the gifts for myself, but they were still waiting on me. I ordered myself some new headphones of the variety like the girl ones I’ve been using for a while. They seem to work out well in my ears, so I had to order myself some. I’m worth it. I also got a bunch of new electronic cigarette stuff in. New batteries, atomizers, cartridges, and a charger. I haven’t smoked a real cigarette in over two weeks, so I figured if I was going to do this fake smoking thing I probably needed more stuff. I also got this in the mail:

Looks like a tax return refund check doesn’t it? Well, it is not. For one brief moment I had the sensation that some of our financial burden was lifted. Then I opened the envelope to find that this was not a refund check, but instead it was a coupon for 24/7 Fitness. I have to give them props for designing their junk mail in such a way as to get me to open it. It takes balls to pull a stunt like that. But because of the fact that they managed to trick me into feeling a sense of relief in life and then immediately saying “No check for you round eye. Plus, you’re looking a little soft around the mid-section.”  I have pretty much sworn off going to their gym. Double dream crusher junk mail. Jerks.

In other news, Pancake Land got a M&M that was mutated in the candy lab and now resembles a heart.

At the end of the day, I was feeling so positive about how the day turned out, that I opened up PaintBrush, dusted off my drawing finger, and made a picture for you (me).

Isn’t he precious? It dawned on me after drawing it, that I have never drawn ears on a Blasto before. How crazy is that? I kind of like him with ears. What do you think?

Today, Operation B and I are working over at Ars Brevis Press moving K’s type around. We are have to move her Vandercook from the school back to K’s shop soon and we are making room today. Today is a good day to move type, it is not bloody hot outside. Anyways, gotta go make that dollar dollar bill y’all. More soon. ~SC


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