It’s Cool, Ghetto Is “In” Right Now.
0June 21, 2011 by sandwichcontrol
Yesterday was Monday so it it comes as no surprise that it was stupid. By the time I got to school my guts were in an uproar. It felt as though I has eaten a chili cheeseburger with extra jalapenos for breakfast. No, I didn’t actually have that for breakfast. It just felt like I did. So, I went to find my professor and I explained that I didn’t feel that I should be in class due to my grumbling belly. He was kind enough to give me the subject of lecture and the homework and I made my way to Lippincottonia. The only problem was that the topic of lecture was the whole of chapter 8 and we are being tested over it today. Awesome.
It is a very good thing that I did not go to class. Besides that numerous huge poops I had to make, I had the fartiest butt ever. And that flatus smelled terrible. So, had I stayed in class, I would have had two options:
1) Hold my gas and suffer from the pressure building up inside my guts.
or
2) Kill my fellow classmates with noxious gas.
So, I spent the day going in between dealing with work stuff and doing Physics. Then I came home, had a tutoring session, made turkey and dressing, and did more Physics. Then I dreamt about doing more Physics. It was a long day.
As most of you could probably tell, we had some issues with the domain name yesterday. Apparently our server people “forgot to email us” and let us know that the domain name was expiring. Luckily it was caught in time to renew it, so we are set for another year. Sorry for the inconvenience. Enjoy the show.
I’m off to take a Physics test that I am ill prepared for. Wish me luck. More soon. ~SC
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