It is Monday. I would like to start today off by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Little Peddler. Be sure to wish her one as well. I’m serious.

Remember how I said I was feeling pretty tightly wound? Well, yesterday when I was shopping for groceries I headed over to the pharmacy to get Pancake Land some more vitamins. It being Sunday, there were a pair of people who wished they were wearing SpongeBob sleep pants right then standing in front of the vitamins and blocking me from getting the bottle I needed. Rather than open my mouth and possibly unleash a torrent of evil that I could not stop again, I waited for the them to get the Hell out of my way. And the strangest thing happened. I spotted a bottle of “medicine” and I had to buy it simply because of what it is called. Check it:

How cool is that? Of course, buy purchasing these, I am officially an old man now.

“Sonny, back in my day, we didn’t have the innernet! Oh, no! You’ve got me all riled up. Quick, get me my nerve tonic!”

As far as I can tell it works. It is pretty much a very mild sedative. It doesn’t make you sleepy, it just relaxes you a little. Two pills makes you achieve about 1/64th of the Dude’s demeanor. Yeah. I like that.

Well, I’ve got to smash things into other things and measure and calculate those things. Before I go, I wanted to tell you that Furious Jessy made a new post, so go read it. Have a great day. More soon. ~SC