For those of you out there who do not enjoy illegally downloading episodes of television shows, you can apparently get a month free trial of Hulu Plus if you have an email address that ends in dot E-D-U. Just sayin’. Anyways, that is how I came to spend my entire Caturday watching the 6th season of Bones. All day. Granted I took bathroom breaks. And I took Polish Kielbasa breaks. And I took change out of semi respectable clothes and into grubby gym clothes breaks. I completely gave up on leaving the house. By the time I finished episode 6, I looked like I haven’t left the house in months. Mustard on my shirt, Pringles in my beard, my eyes bloodshot from staring at the magic talking picture frame (televisions hardly resemble boxes any more, single tear). I have a vague recollection of Pancake Land talking to me about hanging out with the girls over at Little Peddler’s house, but it is very fuzzy.

That was my Caturday. Was it nearly as satisfying doing nothing as I had imagined it to be? Not really. It went by really quickly, though. I mean that I looked at the clock on the microwave at one point and it was 2:30pm and a few minutes later, so I thought, it was 8:30pm. Scary.

Today I feel like I need to get my universe back into order. On the 7th day he rested and on the 8th day he whipped everything into shape. Today is the 8th day for me. I need to clean my office. I need to do laundry. I need to make this week’s menu. I need to buy groceries. I need to go see Deathly Hallows Part 2. These need to be taken care of and I’m the one to do them.

Or I could go watch Bones… More soon. ~SC