We are in sunny Baltimore. Hooray. After little sleep, an awesome breakfast made by the Baroness Ida von Blitzenstein, another road trip, a hotel check-in, four healthy poops, a grueling security check-in, a frustrating set-up, and an order of fish-n-chips later, here I am.

I am halfway into a cup of cardboard-flavored coffee that was disastrously made in our room’s tiny pod-using coffee maker. My brain is processing things strangely. That and I am sitting at a weird angle to type. I bet this chair adjusts so that I am up higher. It does!

Oh, there’s a new episode of Drunk Cooking With Chef Chaz! Enjoy:

That’s good business. Granted, I don’t think that episode was as good as the previous ones, but who cares? It’s funny to watch drunk people throw up.

I forgot to mention that I put up yesterday’s post late in the afternoon as well as the new Daily Photos and a new General Photo. Please enjoy them responsibly.

Today is the first day of the Buyer’s Market. It’s “collectors” day. That just means we have to sell retail for 4 hours and then break down that set up and re-set up for wholesale before the show opens tomorrow. Yes, I am well aware that this is lame. I’m experiencing the lameness firsthand. Oh, and don’t forget the part where almost all of our crafter friends decided not to do the show this summer so we have no one to help us while away the long and tedious hours between writing orders. But, let’s try to be positive. There’s not going to hours between writing orders. There’s barely going to be enough down time to catch my breath before the next gallery comes in to write a $1500 order. And give me a back massage. And deliver the keys to my new car. And drop off a plate of freshly made eel rolls. Yeah! This show is going to be awesome.

Well, I guess I had better go get ready to do stuff. Ah, who am I kidding? I’m going to listen to Harry Potter on my iPod. Anywho, wish us luck. More soon. ~SC