This guy.

As you can probably tell, yesterday’s retail day was a total bust. The good news is that I might have found a way to get some exciting new treasure despite being terribly broke. That gives me some comfort of course. I fucking L-O-V-E new treasures. Granted, they’ll probably all be coffee cups, but what are you gonna do?

Is it Monday already? Whoa. This driving around the country thing totally ruins my sense of what day it is. It doesn’t help that these shows normally begin on Friday, so I guess you could say that yesterday was my Friday in this instant. That just makes me more confused.

Here’s something that will possibly make you less confused, but first a little context. There’s this show on BBC called Fast and Loose where people have to improv and play games in order to, ultimately, make you laugh. I’m sure there is a points system that counts for nil like that of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Anyway, there’s a segment of this show where David Armand “interpretive dances” to get other people, who are wearing sound canceling headphones, to guess what song he is acting out. It’s pretty brilliant. So, without further ado, here’s my favorite two of the interpretive dances.

“Careless Whisper”

and

“Don’t Stop Me Now”

Yep. Good business. That definitely made me feel better. How about you?

In other news, Back Alley Trey has started a WordPress page. If you want to check it out, click here or follow the link labeled Back Alley Trey under “Associates” on the right hand side of the page.

Well, the time has come again to go try and peddle my wares to people who do not know they want them yet. Wish us luck. More soon. ~SC