I think it is self-conscious about its smell or something. To start with, it doesn’t ever want to leave my large intestine. It just wants to stay there. Forever. And letter B, as soon as it comes out of my butt, it runs and hides in the bend in the bottom of the toilet so that I can’t get a good look at it.

And a good morning to you, too. I slept a little later than I had intended, but who cares really? Some exciting things have been happening around here since yesterday. The first exciting nugget of info is that I received an owl from Zaxxon informing me that he had just completed a workshop at Professor Mahgognagog’s wand making class. Apparently both Zaxxon and Prof. Mahgognagog made me wands and both completed wands should be arriving shortly. Why both? Because one will suit me better than the other. The wand chooses the wizard, dude. Either way, the most dangerous dark wizard of all time is about to get his friggin’ wand. Mwhahahaa….

In other news, we had a really nice quiet S.A.N.D. meeting over at Data K and Nicky the Cook’s place. It was very low key, which is nice these days. The low key aspect of course didn’t stop Data K from being a over the top hostess, however. All I can remember from before the food coma was some talk about whipped cream, peanut butter, and Oreos all covered with chocolate. Last night we made quesadillas, salsa, guacamole, and of course the wonderfully decadent dessert. Like I said, low key. And there were shoes. And it was good.

When I went to bed at 1am, we had 1 view. We are already up to 202. Mr./Ms. 317 strikes again.

As far as exciting personal news goes, that’s a wrap. I did see two new posts on YouTube from MyHarto, aka My Drunk Kitchen, however. Enjoy:

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Well, that’s all for today. I’m off to write some stuff, and wash some stuff, and buy some stuff, and read some stuff, and to pick up whatever it is that just made that loud smashing sound. More soon. ~SC