You Will Be Dying…1000 Deaths.
4August 21, 2011 by sandwichcontrol
So, I’ve still got “Seek & Destroy” stuck in my head. There’s only one cure and that’s exercise the demon. (Satanic jumping jacks?)
That a really kickass live version from 1989. I just learned that October 15th is the 30th anniversary of Metallica forming. Awesome.
In addition to having old metal tunes stuck in my brain, I had yet another night of restless sleep and crazy dreams. I dreamt an entire movie last night. Credits and all. It was this weird Sci-Fi French porno called Love. There was this race of dwarf-like peoples from outer space and they fled to Earth to seek refuge. They had mad science skills and could turn orangutans into super models with this ray gun. The super models then craved lots of dirty dirty sex with people that had donkey faces. Of course, you can’t ignore the reason the space dwarves fled there mother planet, so then you have bad guys trying to round up and kill them. It was frighteningly bizarre. You would think that I ate something weird before bedtime, but I did not. I swear.
Yesterday, well it was Caturday of course. I got around a little later than I had intended, but still got the necessary stuff done. Mainly eating breakfast on assignment. After eating, Teacher Sis and I ran through WalMart* to pick up a few things and I returned home to find Pancake Land standing wide-eyed staring at the living room. Did I forget to mention that I rearranged the living room a few days ago? Oopsie. Here, peep it:
As you can see, this makes the room feel smaller, but allows for a dining area. The cats believe that the dining area is their new tree house with a bed for each of them:
Pancake Land and I proceeded to spend the day in Africa eating white chili and watching television. Well, I spent the day watching television and she spent the day napping. This afforded me the opportunity to do something that I’ve been neglecting to do for a while now. Capture the elusive Sleeping Pancake Land.
August 20, 2011
So pretty. When I was putting the image up in its gallery on this here website, I discovered that for some unknown reason some images were missing. So, I put those back up as well. Weird.
In other video news, Teacher Sis sent me an interview with My Drunk Kitchen’s Hannah Hart. It’s pretty funny even if the still image makes her look a bit like a ruhtard.
Also, to cheer me up, even though I didn’t really need cheering up, but it made me laugh hysterically anyways, Dave sent me this Epic Cry/Slayer mash up. It is very short, so you should be sure to watch it. You know who I’m talking to. Yeah you. Watch it. It’s funny. And Metal.
Well, that’s it for today’s show. I’m off to buy myself a presnent because I fucking deserve one for working as much as I do. I mean seriously, if you work as much as I do, and you don’t get yourself something nice every once in a while, you should really consider punching yourself in the face for being so stupid. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. More soon. ~SC
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Dude….I just had a metal-gasm. THAT is the Metallica I remember..(sort of) ahhhhhh head banging time!!!!
THAT was Slayer. Not Metallica. Anyways I have to tell you of mt dream before I forget. I was with a friend at a college sporting event watching h9im do whip itsm just a few rows in front of a group of angry cops. They wer all yelling about the game and Ias I passed by the couple of rows they were in, on my way out, to the parking lot, I overheard one say if “they” didnt win he was going to ticket everyone he could afterwards, There was mention of a 9% tax on foreigners. I soon moved through the parking lot, carrying letters and several books on science (plants, and other things in my amazon wishlist. Plus a book about 10 things that should not exist) (the number 11 came up later but I’m not sure now what the context was.) It switches to movie watching style and I see this long tight curly haired guy with an Australlian accent looking at beds in an empty room at a childrens hospital. He soon had it out and sort of wrestled around with a nurse there who he had obviously shared some sort of past with prior. She laid a curse on him by saying “He hand his heart in his hand.” After wrestling around with her he didnt like how sweaty it made him and later told his girlfriend (Jennifer Connley) about the experience while they both sat back on reclining lawn chairs. She played it real cool. The camera pans over his shoulder as he slowly turns to reveal the curse, which manifests in the form of a thick web of purple and electric blue veins on the outside of his right arm. He soon was consumed in a pure magenta fur and only the middle of his agonizing face remained visible. He then also had an additional head on his hip which was where his weakness was concealed. there within the yellowed demonic eye of this second head.
Aaaand thats about all I recall.
I neglexted to mention the demon had a throbbing heart attached to his right wrist.
THAT means my metal moments have typically been more Slayer related.