If I still made New Year’s resolutions, and I had made one this year, I would have already broken it. I would have resolved to try to get more sleep. And that didn’t happen last night. I wish I had some exciting story involving a Brazilian volleyball team and a Volkswagen to explain why I didn’t sleep last night, but I don’t. My only hypothesis is that I overstimulated myself at the party. Too much real smoking, too many different excited conversations, up way too late after my bedtime. The last time I looked at a clock last night it read 5:30am. Eazy decided that he really really loves me this morning around 8:45am.

But I literally danced the old year out and the new year in last night. Little Miss Cotton and I were spinny dancing to Zorba the Greek as the year rolled over to have it’s belly rubbed.

Despite that early on there were drama clouds on the horizon, the Playaz Ball went off quite successfully without too much precipitation from the aforementioned clouds. Since certain people were not there or not drinking, we had to make sure that certain things happened. You know, for good measure. Since Furious Jessy couldn’t make it, White Chocolate had to take the reigns on starting a girl fight. She picked one with Little Miss Cotton. It didn’t work out so well because they are both lovers and not fighters, but it was still pretty funny. The phrases “Girl, you don’t know nothin’ about pressin’ no toilet handle.” and “Oh, no, you did-dent just saying somethin’ about my vest.” could have been overheard if you witnessed it.

And, for good measure, we got Back Alley Trey to “throw up” in the sink:

Oh, Batman, I feel like shit this morning. Must… stop… coughing. I remember now why I stopped real smoking and started fake smoking.

Maybe I’ll go take a shower and try to wash the last remnants of 2011 off. This year has got to be better than last year or I’m buying 4 water-tight trunks, lashing them together with rope, and sailing away from the things of man.

Anywho, I’m going to get cleaned up if this breakfast thing is happening. Happy New year! More soon. ~SC