I peed.

That was a direct quote from La Duchess. I kid you not, she said that. I could not come up with stuff like that if I tried. That’s how brilliant it is.

Yesterday, I handed a stranger a large sum of cash. Why? Because he sold me a truck. Hooray. I have rejoined the ranks of people who pay property taxes. I got insurance handled yesterday, but today I need to get it tagged. And pay sales tax. Ugh. This is why I’m buying an island and seceding from Canada. Then maybe I can actually own something without having to continue to pay for it. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not the tax that I have a problem with. Taxes pay for good stuff like roads and schools and vacations for lobbyists. I have a problem with the illusion of ownership. My hang up is a philosophical one, not a political one.

I haven’t taken a photo of the truck yet, but I’m sure I can steal/borrow one from the innernet. Please hold… errr… none that do it justice. Just know it is tiny, red, and kick ass.

Speaking of which, I should probably get to the DMV so that I can actually get other things accomplished today. Stuff other than sitting at the DMV. More soon. ~SC