And then subsequently hit the ground. 

Last night, the Rev. Dark Wombat, Back Alley Trey, and I went to watch the River Valley Roller Girls. There was lots of hot girls on skates beating the crap out of other hot girls on skates. If you’ve never seen it it live, it is way better than on television. It is always surprising how much they beat the crap out of each other given that they can’t actually throw elbows or pull hair. But, alas, the ground is very hard and with a simple, well-placed hip check the ground will do most of the beating the crap out of someone for you.

I took quite a few photos last night, but this one is my favorite:

Jam On It.

Yep, it was pretty awesome. Unfortunately, my day of eating guacamole and my trip to Taco Mayo (add refried beans onto 3 soft tacos and chase them with potato locos) decided to tagteam my colon and do a double flying Kirk body block to internal anal sphincter, so I decided not to go to the after party. Instead I returned home and destroyed my toilet in the privacy of my own home. How’s that for visuals you could have lived your whole life without having in your head?

Okay, today I get to play with Teacher Sis. Between my classes and her attempts to make it incredibly difficult for me to beat her at getting an education, we have neglected clearnace runs and Bones. So, today we’re gonna handle that business. I should probably go get ready to do this. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. More soon. ~SC