If I Ever Find You Identity Thief…
0October 25, 2012 by sandwichcontrol
I am gonna go all Batman on your face.
So, my new debit card has yet to show up. As you saw in yesterday’s Daily Photo, I had to pay my bills with actually paper checks. I’m sure most of you that know me are surprised that I don’t normally do this. Given that I am a terrible luddite bastard. Or at least a moderately irritating luddite legitimate child. Whatever. No. I don’t normally write checks to pay bills. Mainly because it involves me having to write my address on about 10 different envelopes at least once a month. I would rather spend that time photographing myself. Or watching my Math girlfriend make geometric shapes using delicious Mexican food.
Makes me hungry. Hungry for love.
As I predicted, yesterday was totally lame compared to Tuesday. Not even my economics class could bring me down from the “Freezing Goldfish” high.
Today is my usual Thursday. I am going to the bank for Jesus. I am making mugs. I’m helping Nichol Pickle work on his Science Fair project. I am shooting arrows. I am probably taking the Japanese crew to the grocery store. And I am probably continuing my current course of actions for this week and eating leftover tacos for every meal. Here’s a kitten:
Yeah, how’d you like that. All right. I have to go. Have a great day. More soon. ~SC
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