Hey everybody! It’s Friday.  Aren’t you excited? You should be because you might get to relax this weekend. Me? Not so much. I have class this weekend.

Today is a day of posting random stuff that people have sent me so that it looks like a full and exciting post, but in reality is just a bunch of stuff that people sent me. All of this is done so that I can get back to reading the last 20 pages of “Ready Player One”. Yeah, 20 pages. It was painful not finishing last night before bed. So shuddup and look at the shiny stuff I have to offer.

So, apparently, Deinonychus had mentioned Angela Glassow, the lead singer for Arch Enemy, in a Twitter message at some point yesterday. To her great surprise Angela Glassow sent her a message back thanking her for her support. I’m so jealous. The sexiest woman in heavy metal just sent her a message. I peed a little when I actually saw the message. The original tweet, or whatever they’re called, was about this next video. I have to warn you, it get’s pretty gnarly. It is like a heavy metal PETA ad all about the horrible shit they do to lab animals. It can get pretty disturbing if you watch the whole video. You’ve been warned:

Sad. And angry.

Moving on. Dave sent me this news article about a man who assaulted his wife with a sandwich. That’s where the title of the post comes from.

And it is raining. Or at least it is thundering a whole lot.

But that doesn’t matter because the rain can’t stop us on Fabulous Football Friday! After the draw last week against Aston Villa, the Baggies return to their home pitch this week against the Queen’s Park Rangers. Pray to Batman that we hold our winning streak at home. I am pretty confident that we’ll win. Why? Because we have Jonas Olsson and his teeth of +5 Strike Fear Into Hearts of Enemies.

The other guy in the photo is saying “Yeah, they’re fookin’ scary. Right?!”.

Okay, that’s all I’ve got for you today. Know that this weekend’s post are most likely going to be totally lame. Or they could be comedy gold seeing as how I have leadership classes Saturday and Sunday. You’ll just have to wait and see. Enjoy your weekend of not going to class. More soon and Boing Boing. ~SC