Inside and out.

So, believe it or not, I actually got a bunch of stuff accomplished yesterday. And I watched Bones. I somehow got to eat my cake and still have it as well yesterday. I got the majority of the “guest room” done yesterday. And by that I mean you could sleep comfortably in there. And by “sleep comfortably” I mean there’s a bed and far fewer boxes. There’s still a lot of boxes, though.

If anyone needs any U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail boxes, call me. I’ve got plenty to go around. You can have them.

After working on the guest room, I processed the first batch of hot sauce. The hot sauce, which has been dubbed “the Ooze” by a handful of people, has become totally evil. If you thought that the house reeked of hot sauce when it was aging, you are not prepared for the house now. It will clear your sinuses out. It has become weaponized. Like one of those Glade timed spray air freshener things. Except filled with pepper spray instead of the scent of the beach at dusk. I had to wash the pots out last night and I thought that I might die. The best part is that I get to do it all over again today, because I only processed the first two containers of Ooze. Four more to go.

But, hey, I finally got to taste my creation. It won’t blow your head off, but you’ll definitely notice a burning when you poop. I mean, I put a single drop on my finger and it lit my taste buds up pretty good. I have yet to try it on food, so that might change things. At it stands now, the hot sauce experiment is succeeding. But the day is not yet over.

Speaking of food, Epic Meal Time very rarely makes something that looks appetizing and this week, they’ve done just that.

I would actually make and eat that. I do love breakfast. (Both first and second.)

Also, if you are still wondering what to give me for Grismas (because you are a terrible procrastinator) I have a suggestion. You can get me this:

Or anything else from the Great Courses series. Or anything else from Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Maybe an autographed photo.

Ahem, moving on. Today we must process the rest of the Ooze. And then it is time to start working on podcasts. And also get rid of some of this stuff in the front room. And then maybe some reading time, Bones, and archery. So much to do, so little time.

I’d better get to it. More soon. ~SC