Screw Your Dog Biscuits, Man!
4January 24, 2013 by sandwichcontrol
Chico’s got the nacho hunger.
And you know what that means. Lockup your daughters.
I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to White Chocolate. Be sure to wish her one as well.
Remember all that stuff that I had to do yesterday? Well, it got canceled. So, I decided to spend the day doing something that I’ve been wanting to do for a while. I did nothing. By myself. And it was awesome. I literally plopped down on the couch and spent the majority of my day watching romantic comedies. Well, catching up on a few of the romantic comedies that I had missed.
First, I watched this:
Which wasn’t really funny. But it did have an awesome soundtrack. If you love terrible pop music from the 1990s. Which I don’t.
Then, I watched this:
Now, this movie was excellent. If you removed Ashton Kutcher from this movie and replaced him a a cardboard cutout of anyone else, this would be the funniest movie that I’ve seen in a long time. It was all about Kevin Kline. And the Cary Elwes out of no where? Brilliant.
After that one, I picked up some nachos from El Super Taco with the Rev. Dark Wombat. At which point I subjected him to yet another romantic comedy. He had showed up at the house around the timeĀ No Strings Attached was wrapping up. It was actually he who pointed out the Elwes action.
Anywho, I tortured the Rev. with this brilliant flick:
British humor and fishing and Emily Blunt in a single movie? Sign me up. And that was how I spent my Wednesday. How did you spend yours?
I bet you are wondering why I said “by myself” when the Rev. was obviously at my house. Aside from his chewing and audible sighs and forehead slaps, which I interpreted as exclamations of his approval of how brilliant the movie was, it was like he wasn’t there here at all. He was pretty wiped out from work. He was like a giant, bald, silent bump on a log in an uncomfortable chair eating half of a lemon meringue pie.
Today is Thursday. Which means that I’ve got a bank run for Jesus, History of Modern Science, possibly archery, and dinner with the exchangers. I have no idea what I’m making, yet. And on that note, I have to get ready to go. Have a great day. Especially you, White Chocolate. More soon. ~SC
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So while I was waiting around for an hour for you to say you were ready to go to the gym, you were actually watching girl movies, and I had to go during the brohour…
Busted! It’s because of his super hairy vagina Jess. It weeps.
I’ll tell ya what I did for my Wednesday. I painted a 7ft tall Honey Boo Boo prop. Today, Ignatius Romney!
Happy Birthday to ME! Thanks SC! We must have tacos soon before I blow this joint. The end is near.
Hey speakin of tacos where the fuck you at Gera? We can talk about blowin the joint laterrrrrr.