Would You Like To Play A Game?
10January 5, 2013 by sandwichcontrol
How about global thermal nuclear war?
No? Well, how about an art contest? You see, I’ve had a brilliant idea. The Rev. Dark Wombat is in the process of looking for a place to live. A place that is not his parent’s house. And when he finds a place, we should get him some house warming gifts. Therein lies the game. I propose that we have a game to see you can get him the most awesome and yet terrible gift for his house. There will be two categories for the competition. The first category will be 2D Black Velvet. Yes, we have a black velvet painting category. And the second category is functional 3D. The sculpture category if you will. The 3D work has to be both functional and decorative.
You can make the gift yourself or you can buy it. The only thing about buy the gift is that you cannot spend more than, say, 50 bucks on it. We are all broke, after all.
The Rev. has added an extra bonus incentive onto the game. He says that whoever finds him the apartment or house, will have their piece of art prominently displayed in his home for the the rest of his life. Regardless of where he lives. And if that person also wins the art portion of the contest, then there was something said about a plaque being made with the words “Best Friend Ever” on it.
So, that’s the game. You in? You had better gird your loins, then. Because this is where I started at and am only going weirder from here:
This is a grown up game, kiddies. We hold no punches.
Speaking of not holding back punches, have you seen Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time? It is so very metal.
Mayonaise. It’s good for you.
Yeah, anyone who needs to buy me something can get me a Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time shirt. The logo one or the “Incinerate Your Dreams” one.
Also, Math:
In case you hadn’t noticed, Furious Jessy has revamped my website. Doesn’t it look nice? No. It looks fucking awesome. Be sure to sing FJ’s praises in the comments section.
Also, West Brom is playing QPR today. We will win. Oh, yes. We will. It’s the least we can do after such a pitiful week. Boing Boing Baggies!
Okay, I have to go put pants on. I have stuff to do today. Have a great weekend. More soon. ~SC
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Jessie, you did an awesome job on the webiste!! It looks great!!
Oooops!! Sorry “Jessy”
Jess…woo.
I lost it at 1:59 for meal time.
Also just let me get my hands on some black velvet.
You will all lose. Even Richard.
Thanks!
Jessie was the original spelling, before the husband in the before time, in the long, long ago. I’ve always preferred it, but I was outvoted 🙂
I lost it at :42 and never got it back.
Yea Jessy.
Way to go Jessy/ie! The site looks great.
Criteria for housing:
Max rent – $600 per month, and that had better include some appliances and/or utilities.
Close enough to UAFS that I can bike there if I do so desire.
Near to or including ample parking.
Archery range capable grounds preferred.
Awesome changes Jessie! (See, I’ll spell it the way you wanted it to be) Love your work! We need to talk soon about a side project 😛
RE: Richard’s Place === I may not win the black velvet but I do have some plans for the 3D part of the contest.
I was held hostage and forced to watch the video with Sand. I had to see the whole thing but the mayo still makes me wretch a little.