Well yeah. Penguins can’t fly, dummy.

But Larry Jenkins can.

I would like to start today’s post by wishing all of you a Happy Anniversary. Today is the fourth anniversary of this here website. That’s right, we’re four years old. How old are we? Fo yeaz old. We use to be thwee yeaz old, but now we are fo yeaz old.

I had every intention of telling you how I got up early to get a head start on the day. How I was going to celebrate this special day by printing at the letterpress shop. That was before Zaxxon passed his chest cold and sore throat along to me. Thanks buddy.

I went to bed a little before midnight feeling fine. Around 2 in the morning I woke up sweating profusely with my throat on fire. Hot, then cold, then hot again, coughing painfully, barely able to swallow, I finally got back to sleep around 4:30 this morning. And I woke up three minutes before the alarm was going to go off for my early head start go-get-’em anniversary printing day.

So, now I am in a conundrum. Do I take advantage of this early morning and go and rock the printing? Or do I try to get some rest and focus on a liquid heavy diet, so that I feel better for the early mornings that I’ve got coming the rest of the week? I do have a lot of reading to do…

Dammit. I don’t know what to do.

Screw it. After looking at the arm-length laundry list of stuff that I am doing the rest of the week, I am staying home. Get ready for tomorrow’s post all about how I stayed home and read about enzymes. It’ll be riveting I’m sure.

So, yeah. Happy Anniversary. More (and get well) soon. ~SC