I’m So Tired.
3April 2, 2013 by sandwichcontrol
So tired of the never-ending mucosal flow.
I mean, I’m not even sick anymore. It is to the point where people just think I’m choking on something. That’s how much I just randomly start coughing and have to blow my nose. Like maybe a whole chicken foot is wedged in my esophagus and my body thinks that lubing up the pipes with 5 gallons of snot is going to make it go down into my stomach. Instead, I just start choking on the post nasal torrent and then I have to cough it up into my mouth, because needing to taste the experience as well is just what I needed, and then swallow it. This is bullshit.
Pretty soon I’ll have to get one of these jackets:
Whoa. I spaced out there for a second. I was thinking about reading disorders. (shake head side to side)
Okay. Today is Tuesday which means I have classes today. And it is raining. I am going to have to drink so much coffee today. This really sucks because I need to spend my free time today reading. Which is totally going to put me to sleep.
Alright, well I am going to start reading. Let’s hope I don’t fall asleep and miss class. That would be… what’s the word? Oh yeah: bad.
More soon. ~SC
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that’s disgusting! I’m just saying.
OMG..I have a story for you about a 7th grader. YUCK!!
First you make me break character on stage with your fart sound effects and now you make me ALMOST laugh out loud while giving an accounting test. Thanks.