I’m So Tired.

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April 2, 2013 by sandwichcontrol

So tired of the never-ending mucosal flow.

I mean, I’m not even sick anymore. It is to the point where people just think I’m choking on something. That’s how much I just randomly start coughing and have to blow my nose. Like maybe a whole chicken foot is wedged in my esophagus and my body thinks that lubing up the pipes with 5 gallons of snot is going to make it go down into my stomach. Instead, I just start choking on the post nasal torrent and then I have to cough it up into my mouth, because needing to taste the experience as well is just what I needed, and then swallow it. This is bullshit.

Pretty soon I’ll have to get one of these jackets:

Snot Face

 

Whoa. I spaced out there for a second. I was thinking about reading disorders. (shake head side to side)

Okay. Today is Tuesday which means I have classes today. And it is raining. I am going to have to drink so much coffee today. This really sucks because I need to spend my free time today reading. Which is totally going to put me to sleep.

Alright, well I am going to start reading. Let’s hope I don’t fall asleep and miss class. That would be… what’s the word? Oh yeah: bad.

More soon. ~SC


3 comments »

  1. Duchess says:

    that’s disgusting! I’m just saying.

  2. Teacher Sis says:

    OMG..I have a story for you about a 7th grader. YUCK!!

  3. Andi says:

    First you make me break character on stage with your fart sound effects and now you make me ALMOST laugh out loud while giving an accounting test. Thanks.

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