No, not those kinds of standards.

Good morning, all. I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Zaxxon. Be sure to wish him one as well.

After an exhausting Saturday filled with pancakes, roller derby, and Pathfinder, I spend most of yesterday lying around in the company of a old friend, Ms. Perkins. I hadn’t seen this gal in, hell, something like 6 years. And we sort of crashed into each other a few weeks back. So, yesterday we decided to spend the day lazily eating curry and watching Rome. Oh, and since she hasn’t ever graced Holliday Island with her presence before…

Ms. Perkins.

Today is Monday. Ugh. Today, and every day this week, I’ll be attempting to get a lot of shit done. In an effort to not have to think about work in the event that my secret plans for the weekend succeed. Sure, the plans aren’t exactly secret, but most of you still don’t know about it. So, shuddup.

Alright, I’ve got to get to work. More soon. ~SC