Maybe she wears a jacket and smells like pee.

Happy Friday! Whatever that means to you.

Yesterday, I got a new victim in the freezer:

Mary.

Bowl of beans and cornbread in one hand, freeze ray in the other.

I just heard the tail end of an article on NPR about songs that NPR plays. Yeah, it was a bit meta, but whatever. Here is the article. Dave, you might find some of this intriguing.

It has been a helluva week. I’m tired. And I need to make a bean poop before my student gets here. Have a great weekend. More soon. ~SC