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I’d like to start out today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Furious Jessy. Be sure to wish her one as well.

In honor of FJ’s b-day, I give her this gem:

And this:

And this:

You are probably wondering why I am wishing such extravagant birthday greetings to my friend.

If you weren’t aware of this, Furious Jessy is one of the only reasons that you are reading this right now. She makes this silly little website possible. This one, and this one, and this one. And probably more I don’t know about. Why would a person put all of that work and effort into something that isn’t their own? For friendship. And because she pities us for not knowing how the innernet works.

In addition to wishing her a Happy Birthday today, you should also thank her for keeping the innernet up and running. Seriously.

So, here’s my thank you to Furious Jessy:

Funky fiddle solo.

Happy Birthday FJ. More soon. ~SC