Right on your face.

I’d like to start today’s post by wishing a very Happy Birthday to the Baroness Ida von Blitzenstein. Be sure to wish her one as well.

Yesterday I got an email. From Cards Against Humanity. They say “What’s up?” and “We work out.”

They also announced this:

That’s right. For the first lucky 100,000 people who sign up (and pay $12), they will be rewarded with a gift everyday, for 12 days, from the folks at CAH. About thirty seconds after I read the message, I went online to check it out. Only <73,500 spots were still available. After mere moments from receiving the email! I had no time to think. Only time to act. So, I paid the twelve bucks.

If you want to watch the video or read any additional info about this craziness, click here. And yes, they are sold out. Or at least they were last night when I checked it.

I will keep you posted on the arrival of said gifts.

In other exciting news,

That’s the Jesus I go banking for on mornings like this. What? Your Jesus doesn’t look like that?

Also, if you need motivating in the mornings, I suggest waking up to this:

Instead of this:

True story.

And we with that, I’m off.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC