This is what happens when you teach Japanese girls “bad words”.

Happy Friday!

You know what sucks?

Going to funerals.

You know what makes it better?

Walking into your kitchen to find things like this:

Also, having your friend give you the name of the mysterious cartoon movie about dragons and wizards that you watched a million times as a child, but never knew the name of the movie, and all of your previous attempts at Googling it have failed, but give your friend the vital plot points and a smart phone and 30 seconds later you are downloading it. Or rather, downloading this:

Thanks Jackie.

Also, run-on sentences help.

But there is no amount of playing solitaire or mahjong that can make you fall asleep at a decent hour.

So, now it is late and I must away to work. With biscuits.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC