Fist Of The Four Winds.
1December 13, 2013 by sandwichcontrol
Made of lightning.
Today’s post is going to be brief. My student has one assignment left and the teacher in the course is being as difficult as possible about letting him complete it. Hence the lightning punch. Live through a week in my life and you’ll understand why I like living in the real world better than this mundane one. In the real world, after failing my diplomacy check, I’d roll to intimidate. If that failed, I’d punch the fucker. In the troat. With lightning. (and +5 damage from the dragon teeth mounted in my Amulet of Mighty Fists)
To tide you over and as an apology for the tardiness of this post, I offer you this trailer:
Which looks likeĀ Groundhog Day in space.
For all of you interesting in hitting people here in the mundane world, tryouts for the River Valley Roller Girls is set for January 7. Click here for more details.
Yesterday, in the midst of the rolling clouds of bullshit that I have been dealing with today, I discovered my new favorite metal band. They are called Scythia. And they are awesome. And terrible. And they made this song for their friend.
Yeah.
I’m going to go deal with stuff.
Then, I’m going to see the new Hobbit movie at 6:50pm.
See ya’ tomorrow. Or at the movie. Whichever.
More soon. ~SC
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What’s your job gonna be when the kid graduates? His hetero life coach, or more run-of-the-mill manservant?