Just like Sandman, but he takes your money.

Happy Valenturd’s Day you goobers.

Today is a day of celebrating. What are we celebrating? Not love. That’s dumb. We are supposed to celebrate that everyday. No, ya’ dingus. We’re celebrating the arrival of my new logo stickers. Duh.

I ordered them 8 days ago and now they are here! Man, Sticker Mule is fast. And efficient. The stickers are perfect. Wanna see? Okay.

They measure in at about 3 inches across. I have them and will gladly sell you one for a dollar. No, seriously. One dollar.

The cool thing about these stickers, and the reason I opted for Sticker Mule (other than their speed and efficiency), was because these little bad boys are weather proof. Not only that, but they are also dishwasher safe. That’s right. It means you can stick one on your favorite (dishwasher safe) mug or water bottle and it won’t get wrecked in the wash.

That’s worth a dollar right there.

Trust me, I’m a doctor.

So, if you are interested in showing your support for this silly website, get your wallets ready. I prefer cash, but you can also send me a buck via Google Wallet. Just email (sandwichcontrl@gmail.com) or call me if you want one. You can also donate to the site fund, which is currently paying to order the Sticker Doodles. I’ll take any money you want to give me.

I should be ordering the first of the Sticker Doodles sometime next week. If I can sell a handful of the logos, that is.

In other news, I got a lot of cheese yesterday. I also got a very special Valentine from Marvel Girl, who made me, Back Alley Trey, the Rev. Dark Wombat, and SIO each a giant fuck-off brownie with our face on it. Our faces were made of piped chocolate. I see big things in her future. Anyway, I shot a photo of it for yesterday’s Daily Photo because it is so awesome. Check it out.

Yeah.

I also managed to get everything done on my list yesterday. I got the postcards cut and they are ready for the maiden voyage of my tiny little letterpress. The Kelsey is about to set sail on an adventure of inky proportions.

Today is another day of Jeep and torturous workout. Ugh.

If you need me tonight, check my bed. That’s where I’ll be.

Tomorrow, at 8am, is the Roller Girl’s pancake breakfast. Check the Facebook event for more info. I’ll see you there.

And on that note, it’s time to get dirty.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC