I’m super powered by aliens.

And this banana bitch can’t hurt me.

You really are the emissary. I’ll be damned.

Yesterday wasn’t nearly as hammock-y as I’d have liked. But as per usual, when left to my own devices in the house, I quickly bore of relaxing and resume working on projects.

Hence the update to the 2014 General Photos page. Be sure to take a look at the new photos. There pretty good if I do say so myself. And I do.

In other news, I have received a handful of donations for the website over the past few days. I guess hearing that I legitimized this whole thing with a bank account inspired confidence amongst you dear and loyal readers. Whatever the reason, I thank you with what little is left of my heart. After playing Cards Against Humanity and this new evil campaign, there’s not much left. But I thank you with it, nonetheless.

In light of these new funds, I am pleased to announce that I will be attempting to order the official Sandwich Control t-shirts today. That’s right. Shirts. For the masses. I’ll possibly be ordering the next Sticker Doodle as well. If the money holds out. I wasn’t joking when I said shit was getting real. I’m merchandising. Like a mini-boss.

In addition to shirts and stickers, today is the first official day of my early morning workouts. Ugh. Last week was just a trial run. So, much to my chagrin, it is early mornings from here on out kids. Look for posts bright and early for the foreseeable future. And listen for the lamentations of my women.

Other things happening today? No clue. Pathfinder is currently on for tonight. We’ll just have to see what the winds bring our way. Until then…

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC