I totally charisma-ed your girlfriend.

What did I roll?

Siiiixxx-teeeen!

Hiya friends. I’d like to start out by wishing a very Happy Birthday to Victory Well. Be sure to wish him one as well.

Yesterday was a relatively productive day.

I started out the day with a 6am workout. The last circuit we did involved something called  “man makers”. What’s a “man maker”? This is:

Yeah. That was part of the circuit. Apparently, the guys in 300 did those as the warm-up for the exercise regimen. Yeah, they are men. And I am little boy. I’m okay with that.

Also, Andi the Numbers informed me that South Korea has made glow-in-the-dark cats.

In addition to the workout and the cats, it was a good day for Sandwich Control. The t-shirts have been ordered! But why stop there? I was feeling funking fresh. I went ahead and ordered embroidered patches as well. Like the kind you affix to a mechanic’s shirt or safety pin onto your Metal jacket.

But wait, there’s more. I also ordered the second Sticker Doodle. I am getting busy. I tried to tell you. But you wouldn’t listen.

All of that should be here later next week.

Speaking of Sticker Doodles, I got word that the first sticker is printed and shipped. It should be here later this week! Get your wallets ready.

I also stopped off by Atwood’s to hunt for a new belt. I failed in that mission, but succeeded in a whole other one. Apparently, they have lots of sodas in glass bottles. So many different kinds it made me a bit dizzy. No, wait that is the drugs. Never mind. Anyway, for $9.99 you can get a six-pack. Of any 6 you want. Mix and match to your heart’s content. So I did:

And yes, Abita makes a root beer. I have yet to try any of these, but I will on Saturday and I’ll inform you of their deliciousness.

Today is a normal Tuesday. Early morning workout, do a bunch of stuff, dinner at the Rev. Dark Wombat’s, bed. SSDD.

And with that, I’m off to see what kind of trouble I can get into.

See ya’ tomorrow.

More soon. ~SC